During it’s commercials, the makers of Hydrolyze Eye Cream offer a ‘Risk Free Trial’ for the first 100 callers in MY viewing area.
So, A: If you don’t live in MY viewing area, too darn bad for you I guess. Your purchase will be a risk. B: Even though every other company offers a ‘Risk Free Trail’ - also known as a ‘Money Back Guarantee’, Hydrolyze only offers it to the first 100 hundred callers? That’s one way to be different.
First Response (makers of home pregnancy tests) proudly advertise their new product… a home fertility test that’s ‘JUST for women’. So men, don’t even think about it. Next time you are wondering…’Am I fertile? Could I conceive this month?’, sucks to be you because you’ll just have to buy YOUR test from some other company.
Weight loss commercials always use the svelte hard ‘After’ bodies of successful clients to… show you what is ‘NOT typical results’ ??? Sooo… even if I buy your product (because I want to look like those people, which is the point right? I think.) I’m more likely to be disappointed than to be one of your ‘After’ photos. Ok. Got it. I think.
And last but not least, I have great news! I’ve been hired by Google, Ebay AND UPS! Wow. I mean, I don’t know how they all knew about me and my fine skills in … googling, ebaying and receiving packages, but apparently they all want me to work for them according to what’s in my email box. Am I good or what?!
Laura Leigh
by: Laura Leigh
Tags: ads, advertisements, comical ads, phoney ads
